THE BULLSHITTER

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2006/11/29

Today's Bullshit: Time Machine

@ 12:18 PM (35 months, 23 days ago)
It's decided.....
 
 
I decided today that I am going to build a time machine. I realize that this is an extremely lofty and challenging task.
I will probably get very frusterated, pull out most of my hair, and lose my patience along the way. However, when
I get it built, the first place i'm going to go is back in time to today and just point and laugh at my past self for being
such a dumbass for not knowing how to make a simple time machine. Of course knowing me, i'll probably make fun
of myself for being bald. God i'm such a bastard.
 
Heart,
The Bullshitter/Time Machine writer abouter

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