THE BULLSHITTER

Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm angry. But that's for another discussion at another time and has no business in this discussion. I was watching my home-size theater screen yestermorn' and discovered something that would twist my emotional well-being to an extent that can't even be extended to....

 I saw a commercial for Final Fantasy 12. This struck me odd, because I figured the first time they mentioned that it was THE Final Fantasy, they knew what the fuck they were talking about. How can you have more than one if it is the "Final" anything? Let me try to contrast and compare other "Finals" that we are familiar with to prove my point:

1. "You're finally here".....not...."You're finally here for the 9th fucking time" (the word "fuck" makes anything that much cooler and clairvoyant.)

2. "I have a final exam coming up".....not......"I have three finals in this class and then a final final at the end of the fourth trimester, second verse, of ye paragonal googleplex fortnight."

---see, the second is such a ridiculous use of "final" that it completely threw off the integrity of the entire conversation....the conversation couldn't even handle it.

3. "You're not getting any avacados with your softball match, and that's FINAL!!"......not....."You're not getting any avacados with your softball match, and that's FINAL until I unfinalize the finality of your finess in softball longevity"

---I mean what the hell? No avacados? No fucking way. You can go have your own softball......match?? but I will not be apart of this foolishness.


SOOOOOOO, as you can clearly see. Final Fantasy 12? No thanks mister. You had your finish 11 FF's ago and you need to just walk away from the title.......the "Final Title", which you got 10 more of later on down the road............god dammit.

The Bullshitter~