THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2006/11/29

Today's Bullshit: Time Machine

@ 12:18 PM (35 months, 23 days ago)
It's decided.....
 
 
I decided today that I am going to build a time machine. I realize that this is an extremely lofty and challenging task.
I will probably get very frusterated, pull out most of my hair, and lose my patience along the way. However, when
I get it built, the first place i'm going to go is back in time to today and just point and laugh at my past self for being
such a dumbass for not knowing how to make a simple time machine. Of course knowing me, i'll probably make fun
of myself for being bald. God i'm such a bastard.
 
Heart,
The Bullshitter/Time Machine writer abouter

2006/11/28

Today's Bullshit: Nintendo Wii....or Weeeeee!!!!!

@ 02:24 PM (35 months, 24 days ago)

I'm not sure what Nintendo was smoking when they created Nintendo Wii, but hope it's for sale....somewhere on my block. These turkeys decided that it's a good idea to make a physically interactive gaming device? Morons.

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2006/11/10

TODAY'S BULLSHIT: Final Fantasy.....12????

@ 09:56 AM (36 months, 12 days ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm angry. But that's for another discussion at another time and has no business in this discussion. I was watching my home-size theater screen yestermorn' and discovered something that would twist my emotional well-being to an extent that can't even be extended to....

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2006/11/9

TODAY'S BULLSHIT: Politics has become bad joke.

@ 07:02 AM (36 months, 13 days ago)

So, there are three things we don't discuss, and that's Religion, Politics, and Her.  However, I have to just say a few words about politics Bullshitter style......just a few and i'm stopping~

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