THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2006/8/11

Today's Bullshit: How to become a terror suspect

@ 05:59 AM (40 months, 1 day ago)

After all the mumbo jumbo about the terror plot that was thwarted yesterday, you may be asking yourself "Self, how can I become an elite terror suspect?".  Well, there are many roundabout ways to the top of the food chain, but here is a fast-track list of things you can do to get a leg up on the competition.....

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