THE BULLSHITTER

So I was thinking of starting up a band and travelling the Universe and rejoice in song and rhyme.  We had the style, we had the music in our souls, and we had the funk aura amongst us that was so thick you could cut it with a knife.  However, there was one thing we were lacking.....and that was a name.  So I sat down and wrote down some possibilities.... 

1. Tricky Dick and the Barstool Bandits

2. The Bullshitter and the Portuguese Pumpkin Tumblers

3. Dewey Decimal and his System

4. Tango and Cash Cash Money Holler at yer Bitches

5. Captain Bullshitter and the Plunder Ass Battallion

6. Our Talent is Questionable but Please Buy Our Shit (aka....OTQPBS)

7. Go Go Gadget Pimp Hand

8. The Date-Rape Engagers

9. The Egregious Gumdrop Monsters

10. Professor Bullshit and the Donkey Punch Delivery Service

11. Boris don't touch my Yeltsin

12. The Smog Boxers

13. The Turbo Tax Write-Offs

14. Dusty Bucket and the Bullshit Posse

15. The Hoo-Ha Rescue Crew

16. Twinkle Twinkle Little Commie

17. The Alzheimers Designers

18. Pooma T-Rex and the Shiggy D Destroyers (have no idea which hole I pulled that one out of.....what the hell is "Shiggy D"?)

19. Flop Popkins and the Double HN

20. Kreepy Krawly and the Jittery Filtersnatchers

I could go on forever, but I think they are all good.  I should go into the band naming business.  I hear that's a hot market, but you have to know somebody to have a chance at climbing the band naming ladder.  However, I need some input on which one is the best.  So please place your vote on the poll....however if your favorite is not an option just leave a comment.  This is serious business people.

The Bullshitter...........