THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2006/8/4

Today's Bullshit: NASCAR

@ 12:15 PM (40 months, 8 days ago)

If you know anything, you know there are two kinds of people in this world --- Those who don't like NASCAR, and Idiots.  I digress.....

 

 

If you're like me, (which you are certainly not!!) you would have already ordered your tickets online for Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.  I have 15 reasons that I have waited for a month for this cinematic masterpiece to come out, and i'm going to tell you two of them.....

1.  Will Farrell is the funniest man in the world.

2.  The writers of Anchorman wrote this movie, and it's going to make fun of a whole shitload of people......and if you know anything about me, you know i'm fond of that.

NASCAR is the most ridiculous thing known to man.  I'm not going to refer to it as a sport, because it isn't.  If NASCAR is a sport, then so is watching TV.  You both sit there and do nothing.......ya here me?  NOT A FUCKING THING!!  I think they should have a random redneck drawing from the crowd (which is usually in the 100's of thousands for some mysterious reason) and make them stand in middle of the track on an elevated platform and follow their favorite car with their eyes the ENTIRE race.......and also drink a beer every lap, which shouldn't be much of an obstacle....they'd probably get bored and need to drink two because NASCAR is just a big party anyways (which means I would really like it I guess......damn it!).

So, here's to the manly men, with the fastest car, and the.....NASCiest NASCARs????? 

I also want to introduce a different flavor of BLOG i'm currently apart of.  I grabbed one of my witty friends and we are starting a really funny back and forth blog titled:

The truth as told by liars.  We swear.

Check it out.....and don't be shy.  Drop me a line, say hi.....talk a little shit even.  Just show some god damn signs of life out there!!!!  IT'S FRIDAY!!!

 

Ta ta,

The BS

Comment(s) »

  1. I LIKE MOVIES TO BUT, DO YOU KNOW WHICH I'M SURE YOU DO EVERYTIME YOU GO TO THE MOVIES YOUR LINING THEIR POCKETS WITH GOLD.LAST ONE I SEEN WAS PATCH ADAMS

    Comment by MOS— 2006/08/04 @ 01:22 PM — (Reply)

  2. True true, I don't frequent the cinema very often. However, there is a rare special occasion when I will hit up a new flick if it makes me pee in my panties. The last one I went to was Anchorman, so I guess I am ok with lining Will Farrell's pockets with Gold. We need someone ridiculous to be high profile and keep it real. Amen

    Comment by The Bullshitter— 2006/08/04 @ 02:11 PM — (Reply)

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