THE BULLSHITTER

Hi all.  The past few months have been a wild ride.  I am now a resident of Seattle, WA.  It's been a little transition, but I am ready to fire this blogging bitch back up and take her for all she's worth.  I was on the top at one time, but my lack of dedication due to my move and graduation has taken my attention elsewhere and I feel like I owe some considerable apology.  So I think I will take time today to bitch about co-workers......yeehaw.

I feel let down by America right now.  America is now Darwin's waiting room, while similar people would be filtered out through the "too stupid to survive" system in all other countries.  America is the only place where someone can completely fake their way through life and pretend like they are compitent, and COMPLETELY pull it off and live quite comfortably also.  For example:  I work with a man who is a complete turd.  He worked for 30 years somewhere else, and he and I were hired at the same time for the same department.....a department which they never had so there are only two of us rookies.  I had high hopes of him bringing alot of experience to the table, but as it turns out, he faked his way through his last 30 years and knows absolutely nothing.  What the fuck?

The best part is, we are in the training process and travel quite a few places, and I get to travel EVERYWHERE with him.  I like to travel, but now hate it because I always have this 56 year old excuse for a man who seems to have the knowledge and wits of my left ass-cheek.  On-top of that.....he's from Jersey....but he's one that gives all of them a bad name.  He goes on incandescent swear rants that would make anyone proud.....like "Jesus shit hell".  Simply brilliant.  Meaningful and brilliant.  The best part is when something goes horrendously wrong, for instance when a room isn't just the right temperature, he will just start tossing out vulgar diatribes like "fucking son of a bitch" and any other useless arrangement of words for absolutely no reason at all.

But the best part, is that he is just a fat, lazy, piece of shit.  Food is his number one priority and leaving work at 3:00 sharp is his second priority.  We will go out for a steak dinner on a business trip, and he will stop at a store and buy 3 bags of chips to snack on in his room.  He is the problem with america's obesity problem and it makes me want to vomit on his face....and maybe up his nose a bit.  There can't be anything worse than someone else's vomit burning your nose.

Gotta go,

The bullshitter~