THE BULLSHITTER

So I went MIA for awhile.......not very many of you probably noticed....ha ha.  I have been balls deep in graduating's ass this semester, but I conquered it so back the fuck off!!!!!  But I will entertain you monkeys frequently now ok?  So let's have a little talk....

So my life has been about a 5 day party....and I have some horror stories.  I fell in a fire last night......not by choice.  I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE FIRE!!!!  I decided we needed more fuel for the fire and talked some friends into gathering a log with me.  We went to throw this big bastard into the fire and I was in the lead.  So we gave it a toss.....and a branch was behind me and took me with it straight into the fire.  I think I may have broke my hand.....not sure yet.  I have several second degree burns though....ha ha.

Watch out world.  I have a degree now and am coming to rule the world!!! Be afraid...

Other than that....I am moving out to Seattle friday, so if any of you are there......who cares.....

I have some relationship advice for some of you ladies.  Whatever you do.....desperation is NOT a good look on any gal.  I had a girl on the hook that had everything in the world in common with me....but she clinged her ass off and it completely freaked me out.  I am really pissed off about it to.  DON'T GET NEEDY AND CLINGY AND HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF FUCKING INDEPENDENCE!!!!  God dammit....ha ha

Love,

The Bullshitter......who has returned!!!