THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2006/2/27

Today's Bullshit: If I were Osama

@ 09:07 AM (45 months, 16 days ago)

I was sitting in my room feeling lonely and sorry for myself today.  That immediately made me think of other lonely people....and what they do to pass the time.  This all led me to thinking about the loneliest person in the world....Osama Bin Laden.  So I put myself in his shoes and thought i'd see what I came up with.  Not literally in his shoes....more or less after the whole "i'm a giant douchebag that likes to ruin peoples lives because i'm a miserable prick" stage.  So I compiled a list of things I would do to pass the time, if I were Osama....

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