THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2006/2/24

Today's Bullshit: It's "Love making" guys!!!

@ 11:33 AM (45 months, 16 days ago)

So I had a run-in with my ex-girlfriend.  It turns out we conveniently broke it off the day before valentines day.  I DIDN'T DUMP HER!!!! So all of you women need to sit back down in your cubicles and put your stress balls away.  I know you just looked over at Susan and you were like "Oh my gosh!  You have to read this!  This guys is such a loser, read this.....this is the type of guy I loathe."  Well I didn't break it off....I guess I just threw up a really convincing line of evidence that made sense to her at the time to break it off....so you and Susan can go eat rug.....and I'll watch....

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