THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2005/12/20

Today's Bullshit: Retirement

@ 02:47 PM (47 months, 21 days ago)

As I sit here today, I recall an issue that strikes close to home with me regarding the elderly and their stubborn insistence on not retiring until their heads fall off.  The reason this hits close to home is because my two immediate bosses have a combined age of 136.  As you may imagine this poses quite a few interesting problems......some which really piss me off.....and others......which are really fun.....a like so...

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2005/12/19

Today's Bullshit: Powder Hounds Unite!

@ 10:58 AM (47 months, 22 days ago)

WOW!!!!!  It's been ridiculously busy around here.  Finals week was last week......and it always makes me hate myself, and learning in general....the week before is celebrated as "scramble to finish all final projects and/or homework", so I haven't been able to get it done in the blogosphere.  I normally wouldn't let school get in the way of my education, but I only need 8 credits to graduate......so I have to take a temporary leave of absence from being an assclown to make sure I get the hell out of here on time.  That being said, I apologize for my absence.....BUT I'M BACK!!!  So now, on to my skiing weekend.........

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