THE BULLSHITTER

It's getting down to crunch time for the fall school semester......on that note, my roommate's father asked if we wanted to go to Vegas for the dodge convention this wednesday through friday if he paid for the flight and the hotel.  It's not even funny how far behind I would be if I went.  I mean, missed tests, homework to catch up on........therefore i've thought of a list of reasonable responses I can give to him for this particular situation..................

HIM: "WOULD YOU FELLERS LIKE TO GO TO VEGAS FOR FREE THIS WEEK????"

MY POSSIBLE RESPONSES:

a) "NO! I am a senior in college and my priorities are set.  No booze, hooker, blackjack table, or hooker can deter me from my set responsibilities as a young and thriving adult."

b) "Not sure, I mean, it's an awefully long ways away from home.  I might get lonely and miss my mother."

c) "I'm not sure, I know that gambling is a risk, and i'm not sure if i'm mature enough to not overendulge in the temptations Las Vegas has to offer.  The risks may not outweigh the benefits, thus causing me to plummet into a googleplex of unstoppable depression that could have life-long effects and damages to all those dear to me...."

d) Both a & b

e) "Are we flying first class?  Because I don't think I could stomach going if we weren't flying first-class..."

d) "ARE YOU FISTING ME?!?! 

I'd JOG there if you were only paying for the hotel. 

YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS I'LL GO!!!!!"

The jury's still out........not sure what to tell them yet......I am really horrible at multiple choice tests.

I lie.  I'm outta hear!  Don't miss me too much, talk to ya next week~

Sincerely,

Captain Card Shark ...........a.k.a The Bullshitter~