THE BULLSHITTER

I'm sitting here blogging away in bloggy-land, USA (population: a lot) and I had a revelation.  As I write, I listen to the radio....and it is playing CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER!!!!  So i've come up for a solution to playing christmas music a month before christmas.......and that is to come up with thanksgiving music......

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It's getting down to crunch time for the fall school semester......on that note, my roommate's father asked if we wanted to go to Vegas for the dodge convention this wednesday through friday if he paid for the flight and the hotel.  It's not even funny how far behind I would be if I went.  I mean, missed tests, homework to catch up on........therefore i've thought of a list of reasonable responses I can give to him for this particular situation..................

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A friend of mine that goes to school on the east coast has a buddy that's been having some lady problems lately.  I don't know the full story, but he passed on these two letters which were exchanged between the two "love birds".  I just want to say to the guys out there......take notes, because this is how you deal with a girl that treats you like shit.......

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As i've previously mentioned, i'm taking "Scientific and Technical Writing".  I thought I was a decent writer to this point, but as it turns out, I am a HORRIBLE punctuator.  I didn't realize this until my professor explicitly wrote a novel on my last paper about how worthless I was at punctuating.  Therefore, i've decided that if I am that bad at punctuating, then I might as well not worry about spelling either.  I'm sure you've seen this before, but it's really quite cool, so enjoy..................

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I don't have any certain subject toiling around in my underachieving skull today, so let's talk about nothing and see how that works out........................

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How much fun did we all have when we were younger during halloween?  I mean, tricker-treating just flat-out kicked ass.....and the cavities were well worth it in my mind.  There was a phase however, in high school, when dressing up was no longer cool.  But then college happened and we realized what a bunch of prudes we were in highschool.  Because when you're in college, halloween is great because guys be as creative as possible, and girls dress up as slutty as possible.................

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