THE BULLSHITTER

The completely fabricated truth guide.

2005/10/27

Today's Bullshit: This one time......

@ 04:35 PM (49 months, 1 day ago)

Here is a compilation of "this one time" true personal stories I decided to throw together.  Man those were the good ole' days though weren't they?  I'm so old.....I mean, i'm feeling every one of those 22 years right now.....

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2005/10/25

Today's Bullshit: Tell ME a story YOU!

@ 03:40 PM (49 months, 3 days ago)

So i've gotten WAY too sidetracked lately, and am getting secretly hated upon my all of my faithful viewers.  Well here's some completely random asinine stuff that will make your day go by about 1.028 times faster than it's going right now.....

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2005/10/12

Today's Bullshit: I am the minority.

@ 03:58 PM (49 months, 16 days ago)

I was walking across campus today, thinking about what priorities I needed to jump on top of right away.  That thought then spilled into another completely coherent and logical thought...followed by another....and then another......and I thought "What the hell is going on?  Why am I thinking so clearly and able to comprehend any thought immediately?".  Then it dawned on me....."Holy shit it's quiet out here!".....

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2005/10/6

Today's Bullshit: Guns don't kill people, birds kill people.

@ 02:31 PM (49 months, 22 days ago)

Yesterday was clicking right along at about 60 seconds per minute, when things just started to get depressing.  I had a test from hell, a shit-load of homework, and I came home to sleep it off.  Just before I did, I clicked on CNN and saw a little diddy on bird-flu.  I'm not going to lie, it sent my day to the bottom of the barrel when I found out how i'm going to die this winter.  Like they say, "don't count your chickens before they.......

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