THE BULLSHITTER

I have found myself at helm of a lot of stupid bets and dares lately, and i'm still figuring out how to effectively handle them while keeping and influx of them steadily coming.....

Maybe it's just me, or maybe it's just everyone else....but I always am sitting there running some moral decision through my head on whether or whether not I should eat/drink/jump/say/punch/throw that something/someone/whatever....etc.  I guess maybe that's the adventurous side of me that has finally been exploited due to me flaunting and most likely overconfiding in it.....which is normal, but i'm pretty much the test subject of my friends....because i'm stupid enough to go for it, or smart enough to prosper off of it.  I'd really like to think that the latter happens more often, but I also have this set of round nerve/hormone engulfed objects that swing two and fro between my legs, which are ultimately responsible for most men's actions....and me being a man, have the same problem.

Women laugh, but you can't say that we haven't tested our limits.....ha ha, whether it's to our suprise or our dismay, we do it....and we do it with a smile....or a grunt and then a whimper.  However, if a man doesn't get tested, he doesn't feel that he is being manyly enough.  So here's some quick advice to those men who are sheepish towards the friendly dare.

What you need to do, is.....

1.  Always place a monetary value to anything stupid you are about to do....and don't subdue to a counter offer.  Be a winner, or be in sever pain with a tie....

2.  Try to not take immediate no-brainer bets on something you've never remotely attempted in your life.....unless you're from Nebraska, because I win a lot of money off of you guys and your pride....just ask my roommate.

3.  Don't gloat if the result is success.....there is always a limit, and they will find it, and exploit it ...and you.  Be modest, and get the fuck out of the ring....

4.  Beer is only your friend, until you've drank all of beer's friends.....only you know this fine line, but it can either be your best friend or your worst nightmare.....be wise.  If you make an ass out of yourself...all you can do is hope you drink enough to forget the entire ordeal....or at least play it off like you did.

5.  If you find that one thing that you can unbelievably do....be sort of aloof about it...let some people talk, and then make frickin' bank off of it.  You might not be able to do it forever, but you can sure sweeten the pot by knockin' some bones off of those synical assholes that don't believe everything they hear.

Good Luck, and never go for less than a dollar.....you're not a hooker.

Short and Sweet~

T.B.S