THE BULLSHITTER

This is the post you've all been dreaming about for so long.  The running Q & A.  The purpose of this is for anyone to ask me anything.....can I be less specific?  So if you would like, start firing questions at me of any form.....on any topic, and I will fire an answer back without conscious thought or hesitation~

ASK ME A QUESTION NOW DAMMIT!!!!

Question #1:  Why is the sky blue?

Answer #1:  Well boy troy, the sky is blue simply because if it were pink, then BLUE would be the color that designated metrosexuals from nonners.  With that being said, MSN would have articles resembling those of Cozmo, and you troy.....would not be considered a metro anymore.

Question #2: Where are you from?

Answer #2: First off, you have a prying little mind dear manda.  I have always kept my home location concealed more or less because I can......I guess?  I'll just say i'm currently in a Northwestern state which is NOT my home state......i'll throw some clues at you down the road.

Question #3: do you like it?

Answer #3:  Yes.  For many reasons.  It began as a "Nice little drinking town with a football problem", so that was great for awhile.......but football is no longer a problem here. 

Question #4: what school are going too?

Answer #4: I could tell you this.....but i'd have to kill you, because then all the ladies of the world would try to track me down and make sweet love to me.  That would just be exhausting and interfere with my schoolwork....and other.....stuff?  For a hint, it's a D1 NCAA school in the Northwest......

Question #5: do you like it?

Answer #5:  Of course I love it.  I think I could go to school anywhere, and love it.  I mean it's college right?  If you can't have fun at college......then get the hell away from college and quit spoiling it for all the non-sucky people.....lame ass!

Question #6: what do you look like?

Answer #5:  I have horns, and four legs.  That is a self portrait of me in the corner......Ok, I can't lie, i'm a sexy bitch, but it's all hear-say online.  Just go ahead and pretend i'm the cartoon bull....that's probably more believable for everyone.

Question #7: do you like it?

Answer #7:  I don't know if I like being a bull.  But i'd rather be bull (especially a dubious one), than say, a birthday cake, or a tellatubby(sp?).

Question #8: what is your major?

Answer #8: My major is Electrical Engineering, and I don't fit in there at all.  I think i'd fit in better with a flock of seagulls than Electrical Engineers.

Question #9: do you like it?

Answer #9:  I like it to a certain point....as you can tell, my attention span wouldn't bring home a Nobel.....attention span.....prize.  But it'll pay the bills until I get around to doing what I want to do.....which I don't know what that is....

Question #10: why is it raining here today?

Answer #10:  It's raining there today because you left your sprinkler on all day, and you're sitting with your lap-top in your lawn......ok, we KNOW that's not true.  Honestly, god is crying because you asked me so many questions.....way to go, downer....ha ha.

Question #11: do you like rain?

Answer #11:  I love rain.  In fact, the only thing I love more than rain, is lesbians....

Question #12: have you found a wife yet?

Answer #12:  I haven't actually.  But I did run into a promising redhead today.  She had glimmering come-hither eyes, and a shine to her.......but then she turned out to be a Ronald McDonald statue.  So after that i've decided to quit drinking the dishwasher detergent.

Question #13: do you like her?

Answer #13: Did....did dear.

Question #14: how old are you?

Answer #14:  I am a ripe old age of 22 years old......I mean 86...you'd have to be that old to be as wise as me huh?  I concur.

Question #15: do you lik it?

Answer #15:  I love the shit out of.....i'm in my prime, and right about now.....it's prime time!  Ok, that was stupid, but i'm dilerious right now.

Question #16: why are you full of shit?

Answer #16:  I am full of shit for various reasons....it could have to do with the ancestry of shit that has rolled "down hill" if you will (no pun intended).  Whatever it is, all I can do is wrap my arms around it and go, because it's working so far.

Question #17: do you like it?

Answer #17:  I love it, almost to a ridiculous extent.  I mean, I seriously end up laughing at my own dumb ass half the time, which is pretty much the only reason why I keep doing it.  I figure if it makes me laugh, that's fun, and a good vent from the frusterations of all of the miserable people in this world.

Question #18: how long have you been in college?

Answer #18:  I have been in college since I started, and will be done when I get out....(that's about as smart of an ass as you can find)

Question #19: do you like it?

Answer #19: College is the best thing that's happened to me since I lost my virginity when I was 7.

Question #20: whats your fav fast food?

Answer #20:  I've currently been having an affair with the double whopper from Burger King.....I mean, that thing is really really good!

Question #21: what's your fav color? 

Answer #21: Favorite color is blue, so thank gosh for the sky not being pink......or in another world, my favorite color might be the manly color of slightly blemished skin.....

Question #22: what is your real name?

Answer #22:  Whoa! You sly dawg!  I was in such famine and depression after answering all of your questions, I about said my real name on the internet!  Nice try, ha ha.....

Question #23: Ok. I can leave my house at 7:45 and get to work by 8. But if I leave at 7:35, I won't arrive until 8:10. My question is that if there were two of me, and I both left at the respective times... would I pass myself?

Answer #23:  Not necessarily Beatrice..(you never told me your name, so I just guessed).  Because you clearly did not specify if you were taking the same route, or the same mode of transportation for that matter.  But then again in the second option, you just said if I "left" and "arrived", which very well could mean that you are british and having sex..."I'm arriving, I'm arriving!!"....but we all know that no British male could last for that long.  Therefore, in order for me to answer this dilema accurately, i'll need some more specific details.  But in the mean-time, just for your satisfaction, I will leave this open ended argument with a "Yes, you would pass yourself...and hopefully one of you would moon the other one on the way by.  But then again, if there were two of you, why wouldn't the two of you just car pool?"