THE BULLSHITTER

Today's Topic:  Celebrities.....buh duh duh!

(That's suppose to sound "doomsdayish" for all of you non-sounder outers....it's ok, we can't all have special talents, because then they wouldn't be special anymore and we would ALL suck....instead of just you sucking.....anyways...)

So why exactly do celebrities assume the position of all-wise and all-knowing political/spiritual/cultural advisors?  Are you actually trying to tell me that someone.....say......Alec Baldwin, who finished 3/4 of a Political Science degree at George Washington University, cross-dressed with an acting career (average, at that) is going to step into the ring of politics and let me know what is right or wrong?  Let me try a few others...um, how about Johnny Depp (dropped out of school at 15), Tim Robbins (1981 graduate of drama, with honors!.....)  

These actors are EXTREMELY convincing!  In fact, these folks are such good actors, and so convincing to the public congregation, that even when they ACT like they know something about politics or god knows what, some of you fools actually buy it......the best actors in the world!  In fact this is wrong, and if you don't believe me, i'll track you down and kick you in your cyber-ass for having no common sense.  Believe it or not, YOU are most likely more compitent than these people (wait, i might have given YOU too much credit......).

I don't even mind if these people go public with their opinions.....because there are people that share their opinions.  Therefore, vicariously it is their representative voice, no matter how silly/sadistic and/or stupid I think you and they may be.  I believe that is everyone's right.  However, these people have no education nor the discipline to responsibly go head to head with some of the most educated populace of this fine country.  They pretend for a living for god's sake....so don't buy into it you ass, you know more than they do.....

Moving away from that.....what the hell is with everyone getting a giant erection over what is going on with celebrities?  I don't understand how anyone could give a shit about some crackwhore in her second marriage of this month having a kid who is just going to end up in a rehab clinic at 13 anyways.  Is this really what makes your world go around?  If so, run out into the busiest intersection within 100 yards and see if you can bite the front tire of the biggest truck in oncoming traffic....please.  I said please why?  Because you HAVE to do it now, because I asked nicely...

I get to thinking that people keep track of these jackasses because it makes them feel like they "know" the person, and they're big buddies with them because they're pretty much stalking them without the celeb knowing it.  Get bent; you don't know them, and they don't know you.  Keep it within your boundaries.  If your face looks like an ass, then stick with your assface friends and worry about what THEY are doing with their lives.  This will be much more fullfilling, and much less depressing....

Hey, even I downloaded the Paris Hilton video....I AM also human.  But I don't care if she can't figure out which city to start her new nightclub in, because she is a joke, and so are all of the celebrity ass-kissing dreamy wannabe butt-pirates in this world.  We've glorified the biggest lunatics on the face of the planet.  The only thing that is keeping us in existence is that they aren't in power.  They like to feel powerful, but they're not smart enough to use power responsibly.....which comes in handy, because all of the faithful followers are following the powerless twits.  Which is a wonderful relief......

Too many people are setting unreal standards based on this life that they see from a Hollywood twit.  So quit dicking around, and start focussing on something more important kids.  Try to change some things for the better instead of being a giant waste of space celebrity-chaser......

I'm tired of ranting for today.......I usually don't rant, but today isn't going the greatest.....and I have to take a giant crap, but the toilet's out of commission....so I have to go into colin lock for the next 2 hours.....thanks a lot. 

"Hmmm......What would Brad Pitt do if he were in my shoes?....*sigh*.... "

Dreamily Yours,

The Bullshitter