THE BULLSHITTER

What the hell is up with vegetarians?  Here's an idea, lets stop eating meat and look more sickly than someone on the Lindsay Lohan diet.....before......after.....

These people are going to feel a little silly when they're 95, lying in a hospital bed, urinating on themselves, immobile and dying of absolutely nothing.  As far as i'm concerned, cancer and liver failure are going to have a race to the finish line.  But at least i'll still have my witts about me, instead of losing my mind because i'm 147 years old and have no idea what is going on anymore....but i'm still alive!  It's pretty much cheating death, but losing the thumbwrestling match with common sense.

You freaks won't eat anything with a face....but you'll go straight after a HEAD of lettuce, or the EYES of a potato, an EAR of corn.....but nothing with a face.  Let's face it, we're the only species with the ability to laugh, and yet the only species that deserves to be laughed at. 

All of us are looking for a direction to take our lives to give it some sort of meaning, but can't you maybe just start playing golf or kidnap some children?  Eating leafy greens every meal for the rest of your life is not a BALANCED DIET. 

Another thing that pisses me off are animal rights activists.  OK, there are some circumstances when animal cruelty is completely out of control....so that's fine, you're doing a good job there.  But those jobs are for the "Animal Police", not for PETA.  I just read an article about some seniors in Boulder, CO letting lose a bunch of chickens in capes loose in their highschool.  This is FUNNY.  Some hippie activist was trying to say that a majority of the students were concerned about the "mental welfare" of the chickens..

Jesus-tapdancing-christ, this is absurd.  I wonder what the Kernel at KFC thinks?  Is this what really makes these people feel warm and fuzzy inside?  Worrying about the fucking feelers of a chicken?  I think that I know druggies that have better goals in life than this.......and afterall, how can you trust any animal that eats with its PECKER?  And afterall, my McDonalds Double Cheeseburger used to be a vegetarian, and he's not lookin' too healthy right now is he?

Do as they don't......let me know how ya feel......leaf eater!