THE BULLSHITTER

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2005/4/7

Today's Pisces Horoscope Analyzed......poorly.

@ 02:25 PM (56 months, 12 days ago)
Your Horoscope for April 7 , 2005

You should be off to the races when it comes to getting things done that will enhance your earning potential. Put in extra hours if necessary. Drum up help and put your creative ideas into play.

Off to the races.  Here I go, off to the "Screw-off 500"....and it's a close one so far.  So far the only thing right today is the hot date I have tonight, which will inevitably leave me broke and blue-balled.....off to the races indeed!  I guess I can relate to the earning potential, because when you are sitting at a potential earning of "0", you have some potential.  I could potentially kick my roommate's girlfriend in the box, and that definitely has some sort of earning potential.....like earning high-fives from peers for my good deed of "boxing" as I like to call it.  I think the earning potential could be exponential from that one.....wow, I feel so wisened at this point.

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