THE BULLSHITTER

1.  A Time to think:  "We are what we repeatedly do.  Excellence is not an act, but habbit"-Aristotle

2.  A Time to Act:  "Get involved and volunteer your time to a good cause"

3.  A Time to Pray:  "Dear God, help me remember how rich it makes me feel to give freely to others"

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1. "We are what we repeatedly do.  Excellence is not an act, but habbit"-Aristotle

How fun would it be to have a name that you could pronounce 13 different ways?  When I see the name "Aristotle", I think firstly about how one could pronounce it differently.....alike so...

1.  Air-is-totle            2.  Aries-tot-lay          3.  A-wrist-tottle

Man, my hands are getting tired of typing.....I sure do wish I had a wrist tottle right now.....alright, let's venture back to the world of normalism....or at least tango with the thought.

We are what we repeatedly do.  Unless you're doin' that ex of yours on a regular basis....because according to Aristotle, or as we at the bullshitter like to call him....."A Wrist Tott Lay!"...you would soon TURN INTO YOUR EX.....and regardless of what the quote says, that is NOT excellent.  That would be the anti-excellent.  Especially if you had seen my ex...I would turn into the spinny-head girl/thing from the exorcist... However, if you are a stellar choreographer, which most of the hillbillie redneck white boy population IS...then you already know how important it is for you to repeatedly head out on the big-town scene and show off your white-guy style dance moves.  This of course is excellent no matter which way you slice it.

I've seen guys that are dynamically challenged, break it down like only a white man could, every night of their excellent lives.  It actually almost killed me once.....last week, I was having a chardonnay, and about drown because of a large inhale of laughter while in mid tilt....but that's neither here nor there.

So I guess in conclusion, we are all excellent in our own minds........and in some other peoples minds, but remember, if somebody is laughing at you.....they're just jealous of your excellence.

2.  A Time to Act:  "Get involved and volunteer your time to a good cause"

Take me for example, I "donate" my time causing you to "urinate in your pants" laugh.  What better cause could you possibly fathom?  I mean, I bet that I alone am responsible for 1.287% of the world's economy right now.  Because by reading this, you would OBVIOUSLY be peeing in your pants with laughter.  You peeing in your pants, would cause you to spend money on....1.)  Laundry Detergent to wash your tighty whities......2.)  Getting your carpet shampooed because you have a bladder the size of a small elephant, and no pair of granny panties or diapers could retain that much liquid....3.) Hospital bills after you fall down your stairs with your GP's (granny panties) around your ankles because you tried to haul ass to finish your duty in the bathroom......and the list goes on and on.  So, yes, you are welcome World Economy for my contributions, I do what I can.

There's not much involvement, such as "peer-group think tanks", or "buddy system analysis", but i'm involved with me, and the voices that accompany me....so with our heads put together, i'd say we are pretty much a tight-knit group of misfits.

So get out there and make some people pee themselves!  Right on!

3.  A Time to Pray:  "Dear God, help me remember how rich it makes me feel to give freely to others"

I can't relate to this one "Mr. God", because I'm getting paid thousands and millions of dollars to do this silly job.....no, wait, I can't back that up, but if you would like to pay me a thousand dollars, I will let you.  Then we can reflect on how rich I feel to have your thousand doll-hairs.  So, thanks for that....

God Bless,

the bullshitter