THE BULLSHITTER

"Take a short trip to a place that will inspire you", like someone else's gene pool.  This trip, depending on the compitency of the man, takes between 5 seconds to lengthy hourly sessions.  Go ahead, and "build your enthusiasm in someone else", instead of just talking about it you no-ball pussy loser.  I mean, just read above, this horoscope is screaming for you to buy a hooker, or a man-whore (for all you lonely ladies out there)....maybe it doesn't need to be that extreme...you could probably just grab the quiet guy/gal in the corner of the room....i'll leave that up to you.  "should come easy today", your computer screen is pretty much talking shit to you, and telling you that you need to improve on your creativity and skills in the sack! 

"A relationship that is standing still will begin to take on a new dimension."  All I can say, is that hookers on the norm, pretty much stand still.....unless they're running from a cop. 

So congratulations Libras around the world, today is your day to be a porn star!  Lucky.

There you have it......Libra, 04/12/05.....analyzed, poorly.