THE BULLSHITTER

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1.  A Time to think:  "To find joy in work, is to find the fountain of youth."

2.  A Time to Act:  "Let the quality of your deeds speak on your behalf."

3.  A Time to Pray:  "Dear Lord, help me make my everlasting mark"

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First off, my daily thoughts on these thoughts.....

1.  A Time to Act:  "Let the quality of your deeds speak on your behalf."

There is no statement more true, than this one.  Because we here at The Bullshitter, know how young and naive you were when you fell nose first into the real world.  Maybe you still are that young and naive person, if so, go with that, it'll stop the voices for awhile....however, you over-worked, underpaid, periodically suicidal folks, who have been in the "Real World" for sometime now, know that some dirty little bastard pissed in your fountain of youth one day when you weren't looking.  When this happens, it is natural human response to try to get your money back, or strike down upon thee who has done thy dirty "youth urination" deed. 

This is the WRONG approach!  You'll never find him, and if you thought the urine smelled bad, wait till he craps in your cornflakes.  Don't let this guy get to you, all you have to do is do as the Pilgrims did, and DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 

You do the things you don't like so you can do the things you do like.  However, if work is your life, you should be slapped repeatedly......this is the sole reason you are miserable.  Sex, crossword puzzles, and running are the three best cures for dimentia, not over-working your own ass to death......write that down.

2.  A Time to Act:  "Let the quality of your deeds speak on your behalf."

Actions tell the truth, MOST OF THE TIME.  Times when this is false, is usually if you are drunk.....but that is beyond the scope of this document.

You are what you eat, pretty much.  Even though sometimes, when I take a "screamer", and look in the toilet, I really don't think I ate whatever turned into that.  Sorry, gettin' side tracked again..

WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY:  Be the bigger man/woman for god sakes.  There are far too many idiots walking around on this giant sphere of ours, that some of us have to straighten THEIR shit out....no matter how badly we know they need to be beaten.  I can't say that it'll teach all of them to follow your example, but for shit sakes, we can only hope that 1/3 of them will get the idea SOONER OR LATER.....it's depressing I know, but you'll feel better in the long run.  Thus, the quality of your perseverance over the stubborn, will speak numbers about your awesomeness......

3.  A Time to Pray:  "Dear Lord, help me make my everlasting mark"

(I would just like to note:  Here at the Bullshitter, we will not touch a word of religious meaning in any of our comments.  Your beliefs are yours, and we don't want to make any of you cry.......now that we've cleared that up....on with the guide.)

Dear lord, please help me leave my everlasting mark on places besides, my sheets, my underwear, and last but not least....my dreams~  Amen..

Have a wonderful day kids~