THE BULLSHITTER

So after another dismal showing of an attempt at playing the gridiron sport, the Bears were able to choke just in the nick of time.  If I were Lovie Smith....hmm....

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I'm not sure what Nintendo was smoking when they created Nintendo Wii, but hope it's for sale....somewhere on my block. These turkeys decided that it's a good idea to make a physically interactive gaming device? Morons.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm angry. But that's for another discussion at another time and has no business in this discussion. I was watching my home-size theater screen yestermorn' and discovered something that would twist my emotional well-being to an extent that can't even be extended to....

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So, there are three things we don't discuss, and that's Religion, Politics, and Her.  However, I have to just say a few words about politics Bullshitter style......just a few and i'm stopping~

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So, in light of bloghi closing down.  I would like to tell any and all that I and a sidekick are retort blogging at one another at http://polar-digression.blogspot.com

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So I have been dropped into an interesting situation......again.  I began dating a very attractive young lady recently and things have been going marvelously.  Until one fine evening she drops the bomb on me and tells me she has herpes...and  Whammo!  So like any so like any Private Investigating Junior Detective......Scout.....In-Law...(????) I got on WebMD (the number one resource for anything medical under the sun, however it can lead you to some drastic conclusions and should never replace a real-life doctor) and began doing some research on this little bug.........

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In light of yesterday's post about the new blockbuster of the century "Snakes on a Plane", I tossed and turned last night trying to imagine how ON EARTH all those damn snakes were able to get on board that aircraft in the first place.  I mean, it's quite the quandry if you ask this guy......and believe me, I would ask THIS guy, because he is just overflowing with useless knowledge on topics just like this-a-juan...........here we go.....

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I can't believe what the fuck I am seeing on TV previews these days for scary movies. It looks like they finally stopped running images and noises through a blender to add for the ever-so-spooky distortion=hell effect, and finally just went to snakes......on a plane. SNAKES ON A PLANE?!!! Are you fisting me? Apparently they just stopped trying to create morphed and morbid ideas and went strictly with "We're going to take a phobia of some sort....and put it on a......plane......?". I took zero time (i.e. time stopped when I did this because it was so fucking easy) to come up with 5 sequals that will be coming to a theater and wallet near you.

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After all the mumbo jumbo about the terror plot that was thwarted yesterday, you may be asking yourself "Self, how can I become an elite terror suspect?".  Well, there are many roundabout ways to the top of the food chain, but here is a fast-track list of things you can do to get a leg up on the competition.....

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